
Emily: Mom, I want to be on a wrestling team.
Me: I don't think they have wrestling for girls.
Emily: But if I get really good they will make an action figure of me.
Me: I don't think they have a team for girls.
Emily: Why?
Me: I don't really know. Maybe they think you will get hurt.
Emily: Mom, I can take down Ren.
Me: I know, but I don't think they have an actual girls wrestling team.
Emily: That's against womens rights!!
Emily: Christopher, do they have a girls wrestling team in High School?
Christopher: Nope. It is not a High School sport.
Shelby comes in the room and says: High School is a sport?
This is the comedy of my life.